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aka kactabigun
05-17-2006, 02:39 PM
Its been known on other Forums, the subject of cats and there habits threads to be closed.
WHY! I'll tell you why. There is people on this planet that adore and love cats and wont have a bad word said about these creatures.
But me and others that have been affected and put up with there constant noise and shennanigans cant take it and absolutly hate these animals.
So get your thoughts out in the open.
So come on.
Let your fellings out people.
If you love them let us know. :middlefin :D
If you hate the furry little schits. Let us know about it. :thumbdown

boostin89
05-17-2006, 03:34 PM
gotta say.. im not a big fan of cats. and This is quite the weird thread youv got goin on here man. :aiwebs_03

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 02:28 AM
i like cats, i mean what will dogs chase if we got rid of them?, good exercise for the dog! other than that i hate cats. they are selfish animals with no idea of loyalty and don't even kill for food but for a laugh (cat laugh of course!) and draw it out for hours torturing little birds and then depositing them in your house or on your bed, not to share the meal with you but just so they can go " hey slave, look at what i have just tortured to death. i'm proud of this one i kept it alive for hours, it really suffered. now where's my food slave!"

aka kactabigun
05-18-2006, 02:48 AM
It is quiet weird really but it is also a test.
Now ive just had a thought. If we stop feeding these furry vermin.
Cats could be usefull.
Do you think a domestic cat could kill a rat, if it was hungry?
One way to kill of the rat population i guess.
But would there be consequences. Mmmmm.

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 04:12 AM
for the rats, yes!

check this out, snake eats small hippo and then throws it up after the experts start annoying the snake and it wants out!

http://www.break.com/index/snakehippo.html

aka kactabigun
05-18-2006, 04:54 AM
Wow! thats a small hippo.
Big snake like. :eyebulge:

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 05:29 AM
Wow! thats a small hippo.
Big snake like. :eyebulge:

it doesn't seem to be a fan of being twatted around the head with a canoe paddle, funny that. i've never seen a snake that big myself but if i did i can assure you that reaching for a canoe paddle and battering it with it isn't the first thing that springs to mind, running now, now that's the first thing that would spring to mind.

aka kactabigun
05-18-2006, 06:19 AM
Wheres the rest of the film Hagar.

I would like to see one of them doods give the hippo mouth to mouth.

Maybe they beat it with a canoe paddle.

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 08:27 AM
Wheres the rest of the film Hagar.

I would like to see one of them doods give the hippo mouth to mouth.

Maybe they beat it with a canoe paddle.

perhaps it wasn't a hippo and it was the crushed remains of thier canoe which would explain the paddle violence.

Nick 95 6sp
05-18-2006, 10:08 AM
I think cats in the wild are quite beautiful, like large tigers or even the much larger-than-a-housecat bobcats we have around here, lynx etc. I haven't owned a cat in over 30 years but back then I had a couple I liked ...one bully killed two small dogs in the neighborhood so I gave him extra treats for that; the house next door was abandoned for over a year so rodents were around and my cats often caught them and sometimes ate them. They are very independent and usually smart though so to get them to do what you want you have to use reverse-cat-psychology and trick them into thinking they are in charge and you are their property ...kinda like some females.


...then throws it up...

That looked very familiar ...or familian?... it reminded me of watching wifey give birth to our beloved children. This will be evidence presented to my lawyer proving that she's a demonic viper and probably swallowed the poor little guys.

aka kactabigun
05-18-2006, 01:38 PM
Theres something about cats that does my head in.
They can sence your about to shoot them with the paintball gun.
And when your about to pick up a rock to scare them off.
Can they read our minds?
Heres a thought............
That film The Mummy, was a good example of the Egyptians being scared or being controled by a cat.(Sphinx Things) The Mummy guy shat himself when he saw a cat.
Some clever dick will look that up on the net i bet. :snork_bli

Flyer
05-18-2006, 01:59 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm................... theres something about pussy...............................

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 02:47 PM
"this is your captain speaking, the conversation will be decending soon and we will be cruising at gutter level for the rest of the night. the smoking light is out, please enjoy the rest of the flight!"

the don
05-18-2006, 03:02 PM
i love the smell of pussy in the morning you cant beat the smell of "sweaty snatch"..
by the way my dog loves them he's caught 4 now in the last year.. no big thrill i hear you shout .. the dog is never left off his 20 foot roller lead .. so to run a cat down catch and throw it like a rag doll is pretty imressive even more funnier though when the missus is being dragged like a kite screaming at him to stop..
let me guess 1 60kg hunting dog seeing his natural prey 1 dopey human female .. wonder what wins???

hagar the 'orrible
05-18-2006, 03:16 PM
the chinese chicken balls with a honey sauce?

supramacist
05-18-2006, 05:36 PM
Cats are wicked creatures that can see right into your soul. That's why all of the old time witches had them as familiars.

aka kactabigun
05-19-2006, 04:03 AM
The only cat i like is Cat Woman. MMMMMMMMmm.
She can lie on my lap any day and lick my .......... Oooh! heaven
Sorry got carried away there.
That rasp like tongue could bo some damage :cry:

CAT WOMAN PIC
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/deadly62/SUPRA%20SEAT%20RECOVER/CatWoman.jpg

Theres loads of cat woman pictures on the net. :drugged:

Spanner Rash
05-19-2006, 05:33 AM
what was the man who started this think of did he not know how low it would be dragged down I think he should made an example of and since this is to my knowledge hes first offence a less degree of punishment is called for
such as being strpped off and made to wear a tutu and put in the stocks for the month :laughabov
signed
Mr Angry
of Basildon

hagar the 'orrible
05-19-2006, 06:10 AM
what was the man who started this think of did he not know how low it would be dragged down I think he should made an example of and since this is to my knowledge hes first offence a less degree of punishment is called for
such as being strpped off and made to wear a tutu and put in the stocks for the month :laughabov
signed
Mr Angry
of Basildon

i cannot tell a lie, it was deadly dave!
mr angry of basildon, do you have a tutu he can borrow?, preferably with black and white stripes and "toon army" written on it somewhere.

koidave
05-19-2006, 06:23 AM
The only real thing I hate about them is that they make a mess off your engine bay. When I had my Camaro I used to have to pump the throttle to prime the mega bank of carbs on it, so when it fired up it revved highly. So cat laying near radiator for warmth and fast spinning fan don't go togeter well :eek: :whacky25:

aka kactabigun
05-19-2006, 06:34 AM
i cannot tell a lie, it was deadly dave!
mr angry of basildon, do you have a tutu he can borrow?, preferably with black and white stripes and "toon army" written on it somewhere.
Fancy dobbing Deadly Dave in to Mr Angry from Basildon. You You Orrible shit.

aka kactabigun
05-19-2006, 06:37 AM
And Im a Senior member you Junior bearded skirt wearer. :middlefin

hagar the 'orrible
05-19-2006, 06:42 AM
The only real thing I hate about them is that they make a mess off your engine bay. When I had my Camaro I used to have to pump the throttle to prime the mega bank of carbs on it, so when it fired up it revved highly. So cat laying near radiator for warmth and fast spinning fan don't go togeter well :eek: :whacky25:#

learned a harsh lesson about putting back on cam belt covers on an escort diesel works van and kittens wanting warmth once. bent all the valves and wrecked the head, and you should have seen the engine!

Spanner Rash
05-19-2006, 06:42 AM
i cannot tell a lie, it was deadly dave!
mr angry of basildon, do you have a tutu he can borrow?, preferably with black and white stripes and "toon army" written on it somewhere.
GOOD GOD MAN ITS PUNISHMENT !!! DO YOU WANT HIM TO THINK HES SITTING AT HOME WATCHING THE MATCH ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON?? WELL? no no its the nice lemon 1 for him :eyebulge:

aka kactabigun
05-19-2006, 06:49 AM
GOOD GOD MAN ITS PUNISHMENT !!! DO YOU WANT HIM TO THINK HES SITTING AT HOME WATCHING THE MATCH ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON?? WELL? no no its the nice lemon 1 for him :eyebulge:
FPMSLOTF. Yeah!
Lemons fine.
Thats reminded me of a Big bearded bloke that came to the ice rink and asked in the shop for the biggest size Tutu,
He actually bought it and went skateing in it for a bet.

Very brave man.
I'll do it for 100. :crazy01:

(My car is not being fixed today im decorating.)

hagar the 'orrible
05-19-2006, 06:49 AM
GOOD GOD MAN ITS PUNISHMENT !!! DO YOU WANT HIM TO THINK HES SITTING AT HOME WATCHING THE MATCH ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON?? WELL? no no its the nice lemon 1 for him :eyebulge:

ROTFLMFAO! Lemon it is then!